And the god of common sense shouted out from the heavens:
"Yea verily, I have created catagories in the audio portal so that the followers of reason and order will not suffer the evil chaos of braindead nubtards. Therefore, let each type of music have its own place; the metal shall frolic with the metal, the country shall two-step with the country, the blues shall wail along with the blues, the jazz shall beatnick with the jazz, the funk shall be as one righteous mutharchucker with the funk, the rap shall continue to help the white man get ass with the rap and the miscellaneous shall ponder its identity with the miscellaneous. The techno will be with the techno, but, this I command to you Oh sons of reason and order, let the techno stay way the hell away from everything else. You must not hate the techno, for occasionally it ceases to be gay, and rocketh rather mightily but you must not strive to like it either. For I have set you apart from the braindead nubtards who are apeased by no talent hacks who think they are the shit because they can make a beat on fruity loops. This sort of thinking is asshattery for a neolithic caveman could make a beat on fruity loops. Yea, you are the followers of reason and order! I have shown you the values of complex musical theory and actual talent and you have held true to them. Therefore, let not the techno sully anything other than its own catagory, for I have given it it's proper place in the audio portal. Should a nubtard place the techno in another catagory, despair! For the mods can do nothing but twidle their thumbs and all the while you must suffer the terrors of listening to an out of place audio file. "

"But should you come across a hybrid music file be wary, yet not alarmed. For sometimes this mixing can be most excellent....and other times most heinous. Mark the mixing of heavy metal and techno. Whilst by themselves the heavy metal does kick the techno's ass, together they make a mighty force. Look no further than the prophets Ramstien and Reznor for the glorious possibilities of this union. And yea, the Grey Album doth confess the awesomeness of intermixing. But of techno files in the metal catagory let there be none or any other catagory for that matter. Above all, however, let this be undisputed...YOU SHALL NOT ALLOW THE DIFILEMENT OF THE CLASSICAL, BLUES, OR JAZZ CATAGORIES WITH THE EVILS OF TECHNO FILES!!! Should anyone be foolish enough to do so, may they die in a fire!!! For these catagories are the patriarchs of all other catagories, a sacred institution that should never be tainted by the asshattery of even good techno."

And with that the god of common sense departed with a tremendous crash and the braindead nubtards did shudder with fear while the sons of reason and order did rejoice mightily.