Urbanus's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[My Beer and Cigs]

Wow

There are three instances when you shouldn't ask a man leave:

When he's trying to get some action
When his woman just left him
When he's drinking a beer

And if you tell him to leave when he's doing all three, prepare to get pwned.

Smidly responds:

I', Prsumfkng youw ere the pwmed?

[slide experiment]

Good Work

Nice slide work. I highly suggest listening to some old school blues if you want to get a better understanding of slide guitar. Dwane Alman of the Alman Bros. Band is also a great reference e.g. Curtis Lowe.

lordandrew88 responds:

thanks i'll be sure to check them out

[Reaching Out (Revised)]

cool

Sounds a lot like Howie Day's "Collide"...not a bad thing at all.

BazookaZombie responds:

don't know that song, but hey, if you like this then its cool with me.

[Raining Blood (Blues)]

Awesome

Actually, its not very suprising that he could turn this song into blues. Every form of rock is derived from blues, after all.

areyoureadyEddie responds:

Tis true. The song actually has quite a lot of flattened fiths in it, so it's not too hard to make it sound bluesy.

[Lashmush - Ocean]

Nice song but....

WTF dude? This is the HEAVY METAL SECTION! What's up with all the pansy ass synth and techno. Heavy Metal should scream "I is teh Devfils!Q!!Q" not "I is ta gay Fariy"

Lashmush responds:

Hahah, true, but Heavy Metal is the only Metal-subgenre that is relevant in this case. And also the only metalgenre, according to NG. Otherwise it would probably be "Symphonic Electrometal" or whatever. ;D

[Jormungadd]

HEAVY METAL!!!!

Dude, now THIS is what Heavy Metal is all about...Facemelting guitars, Pounding double bases, pentatonic scales....pure awesomeness.

Bonemill responds:

There were no pentatonic scales you poooopp nugget. Also I dont believe this would qualify as face melting. But I thought the driving riffs were well though out. Though thank you for teh awesomely kick ass review. :P